Definitions by Deputydog

texas south paw 

When you Ejaculate and shit at the same time

Jerome loved the Wonder Woman movie so much he Texas south pawed in the regal bathroom as soon as the movie was over.

texas south paw by Deputydog July 23, 2017

skyrim

A variation of the mile high club, where instead of having intercourse, you receive a classic rim job at exactly 1 mile in the air, or 35000 feet, you choice. Also the 5th title in the Elder Scrolls series.

Scott got caught by the flight attendant giving his life partner a premature skyrim, as they were only at 17000 feet.

skyrim by Deputydog May 3, 2011

bear job 

Receiving a blow job, while taking a shit, while in the woods, possibly while camping.

While on a camping trip I had to take this huge shit, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.

bear job by Deputydog April 24, 2011