Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

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Sleepy Bear Syndrome

The anger occurring after someone accidentally wakes you up during, or on the precipice of a nap.

My brother woke me up while I was napping today. I almost gave him the full wrath of my Sleepy Bear Syndrome.

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The Beardslee's are awesome and hot!

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The name given to sleeping company primarily from boston in the Mulligan household.

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Getting head while playing Call of Duty (only counts if the game is call of duty)

Dude i was playin video games and my girl came over....she gave me a sleepy old bear. and my ratio shot through the roof.

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When a boy falls asleep on FaceTime to a girl that is in a relationship with someone else

I think he might’ve been a sleepy pookie bear last night

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The place you go to when you say goodbye to your partner via facebook chat and go to sleep with a feeling of love.

Boy: Okay i'm off to bed now
Girl: Off to sleepy baby koala bear land then? Awwww
Boy: Bye xx
Girl: Byeee loves forever :P :D

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