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Beard Bro 

When two people in public who have beards see another man with a beard and immediately have a connection. Beard bros are made purely on having a beard and nothing else
Scott- You see that bearded guy over there?
Travis- Do you mean our Beard Bro?
Beard Bro by ScottyBoi67 June 2, 2019
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Bro Beard 

n.
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro

Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair
"Dude, check that guy out! He's such a bro!"
"No kidding, check out his bro beard."
Bro Beard by RobertOldhead April 7, 2009

Bro Beard 

Bro Beard, simply put. Where a bro cuts his hair with a 1 guard, so it's super short, then has a thick beard that totally offsets it, so it's unbalanced. Must be accentuated by lack of wearing the Bro, Flat Billed black hat cocked to the side.
Ohh myyy, check out that Bro. I bet he has a family of squirrels living in that Bro Beard. What a bro!! LOL

Bro Bear 

A type of bear ( used in the gay terminology/communtiy).
The Bro Bear is a bear in the redneck side of town, who is attracted to their siblings
Hey let's hit up that club
Nah, heard it's full of Bro Bears
Bro Bear by ADogNamedGrow March 6, 2020

Colorado brown beard 

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face

old brown beard 

While a guy is going down on a girl, and she sharts, turning his chin brown.
I was eating out this chick, and she gave me an old brown beard.
old brown beard by E Dollar May 20, 2010

brown beard 

As a man goes down on a woman she farts on his chin and gives him bad breath for the rest of the day. She then kicks him out and tells all of his friends that he has a small penis.
The foo got brown bearded. So none of her girlfriends would call him.
brown beard by F Man December 17, 2008
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