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Bear Jew 

The nickname of UFC submission ace Paul Craig.
Paul Craig is a UFC Light Heavy Weight fighter known for his last second finishes. The Scottish Craig is a standout submission fighter who once won a fight via armbar with one second left in the fight. Paul Craig is a badass who goes by the nickname Bear Jew because he looks like a giant Jewish bear. Craig also does a great Rocky impression!

Bear Jew 

1. n. Eli Roth's character in Inglorious Basterds

2. v. to beat someone up with a baseball bat
1.
Person #1:Did you see Quentin Tarantino's new film?

Person #2: Yeah! The Bear Jew is awesome.

2.

Person #1: What happened to Sam's face?

Person #2: Joe Bear Jew'ed the shit out of him.
Bear Jew by T.Jew September 16, 2010

Bear Jew 

A Jew who beats Nazi asses to death with a baseball bat. Wears a wife beater and slacks.
1. Oh mine god!
2. What? What is it!?
3. It's ze Bear Jew!

The Bear Jew 

Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."
Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.

The Bear Jew:

*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
The Bear Jew by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009

Jew Bear 

Insult for a jewish person
refers to an excessively large and hairy jew
you going to sams barmitzva tonight?

well only if he has a shave and stops being such a jew bear
Jew Bear by Keenoj October 16, 2009

African Jew Bear 

1) A person whom resides in the Kalahari Desert of Northern Africa who subsides by feasting upon the descendants of Abraham, also known as the Jews. He then will collect their change purses and fashion ceremonial necklaces out of them. He then proceeds to sell the necklaces to white christian children in Ghana.
What happened to Isaac?

He was mauled by a African Jew Bear while on that safari he had been talking about...

Not another!
African Jew Bear by dyb24 January 7, 2011
A large metal pipe and or someone's slong that gets shoved up someone's anus
Zach was about to get a Bearjew up the ass
Bearjew by Kicky40 September 14, 2017
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