Beanguy

Beanguy is (as his name suggests) a guy made of bean.

Beanguy also enjoys planting land mines in Blazemico's house with snot rocert.

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by snot rocert August 8, 2022

bean guy

A super religious person.

Someone who will not stop talking about, or who only talks about, religion. The type of person you dread being around because of their single-gear, close-minded conversation skills.

Imagine someone who only talked about beans; lima beans, green beans, black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, mung beans, soybeans, etc. Sounds awful, doesn't it?

"Grandpa John will not shut the fuck up about the bible. He is such a bean guy."

by hoz1 November 12, 2021

Beangus

A modern day religion that worships a mysterious god known as Lee-Wizz who promotes health, self-awareness, acceptance and good-looks. It originated in Northern Ireland and has no original concepts associated with morals and justice. I recommend you look into it if you are struggling to find a God to believe in.

Jane: I started a hobby, well... Loose-religion.
Gerald: Oh? What is it?
Jane: Beangus.

by Ghetto Maestro November 4, 2019

bean guy

cool beany dude, the chicks love him
part of best friend group ever, kaka

plays smash bros wayyyy too much
alpha rat

did you see bean guy do that absolutely amazing smash bros combo??

by DictatorE February 26, 2022

Beangus

pen15, penis, Banegoosey, panegoose, panegus, banejuice, banegoose, chumleaker.

Becca: His beangus was so disguisting.
Madison: Really?! Eww!
Becca: Thank gooshness for that fist tho!!

by ThiccHuman69 July 7, 2018