beaner wiener

when a penis is covered in brown poop after anal sex.

I'm not sure Katie wipes her ass because she gave me a beaner wiener.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Beaner Wiener

The action of putting your penis on a hot stove.

I was so drunk last night, I gave myself a beaner wiener.

by Azhyz May 20, 2019

Beaner Wiener Festival

When a bunch of enemies are gathered up in one place in call of duty.

Dude, I just mowed down a Beaner Wiener Festival with the death machine.

by From That Big Shlong 2 October 15, 2011

Wiener Beaner

A homosexual Mexican .

Hey Dude that guy you were talking to was a (Wiener Beaner)!

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta October 10, 2012

Beaner weiner

The small uncircumsized penis on a person. Namely one of Spanish or Latin decent. But can be used for any male typically a Mexican that is not legal.

Hey Janet how was last night with Francisco?

Ennhhh not soo good the guy has a beaner weiner.

Ohh sorry at least he looks good in a cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle

by Jahn mccool March 2, 2010

Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.

The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.

by Orbweaver July 8, 2011

beaner weiner

An effect felt after consuming mdma tablets (ecstasy). One becomes sexually aroused but cannot achieve an erection.

Swim: Last night I had these two ho's butt ass naked in my bed!
Swim's Friend: So you had an epic threesome right?
Swim: Nope... got beaner weiner. I was rolling too hard. It ended there :(

by rollingballs July 25, 2013