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beantopped
Also known as "Mossed" getting Beantopped is when someone disrespects you and catches a football right on or over your head.
beantopped by 6K_Ing March 16, 2022
Beantown Belly Bongos
Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.
Beantown Belly Bongos by t7j939 April 30, 2010
Beanton
A man, or woman who closely resembles Krang (Evil Overlord from 1990s children's TV show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) in both physical appearance and behaviour.
An overbearing individual with a sense of overwhelming self-preservation who manipulates others to his bidding. Also has a relentless desire for turtle soup
An overbearing individual with a sense of overwhelming self-preservation who manipulates others to his bidding. Also has a relentless desire for turtle soup
Beantonio
Beantonio- Someone who is completely and utterly inept, also tends to be mexican.
2- Racial slur for a mexican named Antonio (beaner and antonio combined)
2- Racial slur for a mexican named Antonio (beaner and antonio combined)
Beantonio by Beantonio hater August 17, 2019
in the middle of beantown
in the middle of nowhere
( camping trip preparations gone wrong)
person 1) : i think we are lost, where are we anyways?
person 2), hang on... (screams aaahh)... we are lost, we are in the middle of beantown
person 1 and 2, together: oh oh
person 1) : i think we are lost, where are we anyways?
person 2), hang on... (screams aaahh)... we are lost, we are in the middle of beantown
person 1 and 2, together: oh oh
in the middle of beantown by Uncle Dimma March 13, 2015
Jacking the beanstock
Jacking the beanstock by gmhcubix August 25, 2016
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