Beanato

Beanato is a mix between a potato and a bean.

Oh my god, is that a beanato?

by anonymous April 23, 2022

beantopped

Also known as "Mossed" getting Beantopped is when someone disrespects you and catches a football right on or over your head.

Damn Kade just got Beantopped

by 6K_Ing March 16, 2022

Beantown Belly Bongos

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.

Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.

by t7j939 April 30, 2010

Beanton

A man, or woman who closely resembles Krang (Evil Overlord from 1990s children's TV show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) in both physical appearance and behaviour.

An overbearing individual with a sense of overwhelming self-preservation who manipulates others to his bidding. Also has a relentless desire for turtle soup

That guy over there he is such a "Beanton"
Don't be a "Beanton", leave those turtles alone.

by Hoops42 October 9, 2010

Beantonio

Beantonio- Someone who is completely and utterly inept, also tends to be mexican.
2- Racial slur for a mexican named Antonio (beaner and antonio combined)

Dude, I was playing counterstrike and this fucking beantonio through the entire match!

by Beantonio hater August 17, 2019

in the middle of beantown

in the middle of nowhere

( camping trip preparations gone wrong)

person 1) : i think we are lost, where are we anyways?
person 2), hang on... (screams aaahh)... we are lost, we are in the middle of beantown
person 1 and 2, together: oh oh

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015

Jacking the beanstock

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

by gmhcubix August 25, 2016