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beanito

A beanito. a bean, but fluffier, smaller, and more adorable.
Me: I just finished reading this webcomic. I am weakened.
Friend: (Has no earthly Idea what I'm talking about.)
Me: The main character is named Malek. What a little beanito.
by ItsLondon! December 7, 2017
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Cheeto Benito

Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States. "Cheeto" here refers to the apparent orange stain all over Trump's skin, and "Benito" is a reference to Italian fascist leader Benito Mussolini, whose beliefs and political tactics have been compared to Trump's. Used as a pejorative by Trump's opponents to insult him, by mocking his appearance and demonizing his character.
Cheeto Benito tweeted yesterday that Mexico will not, after all, be paying for the wall.

No US president has lied to the people more than Cheeto Benito.
by Fayest Gaggot March 26, 2019
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San Benito Garbage Truck

When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.
Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.
by TISBCO September 13, 2010
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San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.
While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!
by Titrsbco June 13, 2011
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San Benito

1.Small shitty city in south Texas full of tacuaches with low pick up trucks.

2.Where hoes fuck for a g and complain on fb about their baby daddies.
-Did you saw the video of the couple fucking at San Benito high school

-Vamos a tacuachar and pick up some San Benito hood rats
by Tacuachecuhhh February 19, 2020
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Benito

Benito is a really cool guy to be arounf.You can count on him for anything.He'll always be there for you.Hes weird,Awkward all that fun stuff but hes a true friend.Hes also a really good lover.Hes cute and awesome.Hes a one of a kind person you should always have around you.
Benito made me feel better about myself today. Love Friend
by ant.321. October 20, 2014
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beantopped

Also known as "Mossed" getting Beantopped is when someone disrespects you and catches a football right on or over your head.
Damn Kade just got Beantopped
by 6K_Ing March 16, 2022
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