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A beanito. a bean, but fluffier, smaller, and more adorable.

Me: I just finished reading this webcomic. I am weakened.
Friend: (Has no earthly Idea what I'm talking about.)
Me: The main character is named Malek. What a little beanito.

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Cheeto Benito

Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States. "Cheeto" here refers to the apparent orange stain all over Trump's skin, and "Benito" is a reference to Italian fascist leader Benito Mussolini, whose beliefs and political tactics have been compared to Trump's. Used as a pejorative by Trump's opponents to insult him, by mocking his appearance and demonizing his character.

Cheeto Benito tweeted yesterday that Mexico will not, after all, be paying for the wall.

No US president has lied to the people more than Cheeto Benito.

Cheeto Benito by Fayest Gaggot March 26, 2019

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San Benito Garbage Truck

When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.

Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.

San Benito Garbage Truck by TISBCO September 13, 2010

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San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!

San Benito backyard bare down by Titrsbco June 13, 2011

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San Benito

1.Small shitty city in south Texas full of tacuaches with low pick up trucks.

2.Where hoes fuck for a g and complain on fb about their baby daddies.

-Did you saw the video of the couple fucking at San Benito high school

-Vamos a tacuachar and pick up some San Benito hood rats

San Benito by Tacuachecuhhh February 19, 2020

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Benito

Benito is a really cool guy to be arounf.You can count on him for anything.He'll always be there for you.Hes weird,Awkward all that fun stuff but hes a true friend.Hes also a really good lover.Hes cute and awesome.Hes a one of a kind person you should always have around you.

Benito made me feel better about myself today. Love Friend

Benito by ant.321. October 20, 2014

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beantopped

Also known as "Mossed" getting Beantopped is when someone disrespects you and catches a football right on or over your head.

Damn Kade just got Beantopped

beantopped by 6K_Ing March 16, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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