beanito

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A beanito. a bean, but fluffier, smaller, and more adorable.

Me: I just finished reading this webcomic. I am weakened.
Friend: (Has no earthly Idea what I'm talking about.)
Me: The main character is named Malek. What a little beanito.

beanito by ItsLondon! December 7, 2017

Words you can keep

Cheeto Benito

Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States. "Cheeto" here refers to the apparent orange stain all over Trump's skin, and "Benito" is a reference to Italian fascist leader Benito Mussolini, whose beliefs and political tactics have been compared to Trump's. Used as a pejorative by Trump's opponents to insult him, by mocking his appearance and demonizing his character.

Cheeto Benito tweeted yesterday that Mexico will not, after all, be paying for the wall.

No US president has lied to the people more than Cheeto Benito.

Cheeto Benito by Fayest Gaggot March 26, 2019

Related Words

beanito • Benito • beantown • Benito Mussolini • Beanious • beanstock • Benito Swagolini • banito • Beanato • Beanico

San Benito Garbage Truck

When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.

Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.

San Benito Garbage Truck by TISBCO September 13, 2010

San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!

San Benito backyard bare down by Titrsbco June 13, 2011

San Benito

1.Small shitty city in south Texas full of tacuaches with low pick up trucks.

2.Where hoes fuck for a g and complain on fb about their baby daddies.

-Did you saw the video of the couple fucking at San Benito high school

-Vamos a tacuachar and pick up some San Benito hood rats

San Benito by Tacuachecuhhh February 19, 2020

Benito

Benito is a really cool guy to be arounf.You can count on him for anything.He'll always be there for you.Hes weird,Awkward all that fun stuff but hes a true friend.Hes also a really good lover.Hes cute and awesome.Hes a one of a kind person you should always have around you.

Benito made me feel better about myself today. Love Friend

Benito by ant.321. October 20, 2014

beantopped

Also known as "Mossed" getting Beantopped is when someone disrespects you and catches a football right on or over your head.

Damn Kade just got Beantopped

beantopped by 6K_Ing March 16, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026