Beanton 

A man, or woman who closely resembles Krang (Evil Overlord from 1990s children's TV show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) in both physical appearance and behaviour.

An overbearing individual with a sense of overwhelming self-preservation who manipulates others to his bidding. Also has a relentless desire for turtle soup

That guy over there he is such a "Beanton"
Don't be a "Beanton", leave those turtles alone.

Beanton by Hoops42 October 9, 2010

Benton Middle School 

the worst middle school in prince william county because the teachers suck ass and the administration can’t suspend kids for more then a week regardless of what they do because their too scared of parents coming at their necks, worst 3 years of my life, the teachers worry about your phone more then teaching your class, they care about how good their sports teams are then their actual education, if you get that one math teacher in 7th grade that
makes you do 5 questions of homework everyday (if you went to benton you know who i’m talking about) say good bye to having a good year because they ruin it, the school is mostly full of white kids pretending their black and 6th graders who think they know everything, GL if you go to benton

Teacher: Give me your phone or i’m calling an administrator!

Student: we are doing absolutely nothing
Teacher: I’m calling an administrator

Student: I hate benton middle school

Administration: You smoked weed in the bathroom for the 3rd time this year? 1 week out of school suspension.
Student: Bet.

Benton Middle School by hmmmmmnice September 21, 2019

Bantony

The 'base of the banter'. person who is subject to much harassment of the verbal variety, which is generally insulting.

yeah Bantony, man up

Bantony by Cagzie March 31, 2011

Jarren Benton 

Jarren Benton is one of the best rappers alive in the new generation, currently signed to a label called "Funk Volume", which is owned by rapper Hopsin, who is much more famous. He has 3 mixtapes. "Jarren Benton the mixtape", "Huffing Glue With Hasselhoff", and "Freebasing With Kevin Bacon". He also has an album called "My Grandma's Basement", which was released in 2013 under the label Funk Volume. The main producer he uses is Kato (On The Track).

Bitch Made Ass Nigga #1: Yo man, did you hear the new Jarren Benton mixtape?

Bitch Made Ass Nigga #2: Yeah man. That shit was dope as fuck.

Jarren Benton by FUNK VOLUME November 3, 2013

Great wall of Benton 

Pillows and blankets that are used to divided the middle of the bed.

When Holly wakes up and is going to play midnight bandit with Russell....she can't get to him because he has put all the pillows and blankets between them to keep the cold air from the fan off of him. That is what we call the Great Wall of Benton.

Great wall of Benton by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

beantopped 

Also known as "Mossed" getting Beantopped is when someone disrespects you and catches a football right on or over your head.

Damn Kade just got Beantopped

beantopped by 6K_Ing March 16, 2022

Benton

If you have a Benton in your life, count yourself lucky. He can be rough at times but always has the right intentions. He is the most caring and loving person you’ll ever meet. He is a very secretive person but if he trusts you enough and likes you enough, he’ll let you in. If you betray his trust you’ll be very sorry. Don’t get on his bad side because he won’t give you a second chance. When they love someone, they love them hard. If you are dating a Benton, never let him go. He will support you and will not let things go. He is the absolute king of comedy and is very sarcastic. Don’t compare him to other people because he will feel jealous. When he’s hurt he keeps his feelings in and won’t talk about how them. They are very harsh on the outside but they have a soft inside when it comes to friends and significant others. They are also extremely cocky and always up for a good challenge. They don’t take losses very easily though. Bentons always have a great sense of stye and are very creative. They can also be very forgetful but they will always remember the important things. Bentons are definitely very attractive and any girl will fall for his beautiful glance. Bentons will get scared very easily but will try to shake it off as if its nothing. When he says it’s “nothing” it is ALWAYS something.

“Wow I wish I was like Benton.”
“Yeah, everyone likes him!”

Benton by april ludgate December 3, 2019