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Bust a bean in that bitch 

The hottest thing you could whisper into a bitch's ear, before you release your baby-batter.
Kyle Whispering: Imma bust a bean in that bitch. aha... Kyle Laugh

bust a bean in this bitch 

The hottest thing you can whisper into a bitch's ear, before releasing your hot baby-batter.
Kyle Whispers: "Imma bust a bean in this bitch. aha..." Kyle Laugh.

Bean in bun 

Bean in bun: verb
To have sexual intercourse.
"Hey Cal, did you get any bean in bun action last night?"

Bump'in bean

Long known to the LGBTQA+ community as 'scissoring', the term refers to the act of two women gyrating their clitorises on each other's pelvises.
Damn, dawg. I'd watch those two mamasitas bump'in bean.
Bump'in bean by Girth McHurt May 26, 2022

Cutest Bean in the Universe 

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3
JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@

midget in a bean bag chair 

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.
Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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