Beagles

noun \’bee-gullz\: a. The howling sound one’s gut makes after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food. Usually occurs at the most inopportune moments (in business meetings, during pillow talk, in church or temple … etc) Named for the similarity to the sound that a pack of overly excited hunting beagles make.

The term is derived from 30 Rock season 4 episode 3 when Liz and Jack are trying to check into a Georgia hotel after eating a burrito, and the clerk questions whether they are trying to smuggle beagles into the room.
Q: Dude what the heck was that sound in the weekly sales meeting?

A: I would recommend you stay far away from the first floor men’s room, I have the worst case of rampaging beagles.
by Cheezypoofs March 05, 2013
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Beagle

A mans best friend, best rabbit hunter, and biggest mouth on the planet. Best dog!
That beagle there ain’t nothing but a jump dog; couldn’t move a track to save his life.
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beagle

A miniature Foxhound, solid and big for his inches, with the wear-and-tear look of the hound that can last in the chase and follow his quarry to the death.
Usually stand no more than fifteen inches to the shoulder.

OR

A talisman of British ineptness at space exploration... currently a probe lying in zillions of pieces on the surface of Mars.
"Look at that valiant Beagle ripping that helpless fox to shreds"

"We are currently unable to contact the Beagle 2 probe, but this does not, I repeat NOT mean we have failed"
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beagle

A Homosapien of the female variety, native particularly to Sydney, Australia, but found in all big cities, that possesses a sniffer-dog like ability to ascertain who is in possession of Cocaine. Never carries the drug herself, but is more than willing to consume that which is carried by others. Often found congregating with other beagles.
Dude, you're not going to belive it but the beagle is here, I just burnt half a fucking bag in one trip to the disabled shitter.
by NahSorryWe'reOut July 25, 2008
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Beagled

To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules
My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..
by The Masked Avenger December 11, 2003
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Beagling

The poshest sort of dogging (eng. colloquial. having sex outdoors, norm. for an audience).
1. "Mate have you seen my pashmina? I'm meeting Harriet for some Beagling"

2. "Mate I put my Hunters one and beagled this girl on the bonnet of my Range Rover last night."
by razwinch June 26, 2014
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Beagled

To be very slow and lethargic
by Thebeaglehaslanded April 29, 2010
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