Calico's definitions

Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.

Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

by Calico August 5, 2007

Royal Flush

Call that trumps someone's "fives", allowing you to take the seat they just vacated.

Dude, why'd you take my seat, I called fives?
My Royal Flush beat out your fives, so piss off.

by Calico August 5, 2007

A Bag o' Beagles

Adjective used to describe the appearance of a person's posterior, when they are wearing too-tight pants and are currently in motion. Just visualize a sack with several small dogs inside.

"Honey, do these pants make my ass look fat?"

"No, dear, it looks like a bag o' beagles."

by Calico August 1, 2007