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Beach, beach, bitch 

Same as "duck, duck, goose" except the word duck is replaced with beach and the word goose is replaced with bitch.
Basic rule explanation: Everyone sits in a circle except for the person chosen to be "it". They walk around the circle tapping the heads of the people saying "beach" or "bitch". The person claimed to be bitch then chases the person chosen to be "it" and, if "it" gets back to the bitch's old spot before the bitch, the bitch becomes "it".
This game has advantages over duck, duck, goose as a game because, unlike duck, duck, goose, the words beach and bitch sound somewhat similar to each other. The chosen bitch will have to take slightly more time to realize that they were chosen to be bitch, giving "it" a higher advantage in the chasing portion of the game. It also allows the person chosen to be "it" to call people a bitch and get away with it by saying, "I would have never called you a bitch if we weren't playing beach, beach, bitch."
I played Beach, Beach, Bitch with a group of 50 people once.
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Beach? Bitch. 

an exchange of words that occured between Kim Taehyung and Park Jimin regarding how similar both words sound.
this expression is widely used by no-jams and ARMYs who are nostalgic and miss 2013-2014.
Jimin: Beach!
Taehyung: ... Bitch?
No-jams on a daily basis: Beach? Bitch.
Beach? Bitch. by jinspotato July 10, 2018

Laguna Beach Bitch 

A girl who is very dramatic,gets money from her parents,is a rich bitch,a slut,and is very popular just like the girls from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach,
"That girl is nothing without her money,she's such a laguna beach bitch"

or

"lbb" - used in internet slang

beach bitch

That beach bitch is sooooooo hot.
beach bitch by julesk April 17, 2019

beach bitch

A nasty bitch than hangs around on the beach.
Holy hell dude! Candi is such a beach bitch....she is awful!
beach bitch by fenetonseeto January 31, 2017

Back to the beach Bitch

The action of death in rust, resulting in the return to the beach naked with a rock and torch

Laguna Beach Bitches 

laguna beach bitches lah-goo-NUH beech bit-CHEZ noun 1. Wears uggs; abercrombie & fitch; hollister; american eagle; coach; juicy courture; short skirts (shows thong); low-rise jeans; low rise shirts; padded, stuffed bras; spandex-type footless leggings; . 2. Accesorises with; fake mardis gras beads; plastic scene beads; clown makeup for albino anorectics; uniform dye jobs 3. Body type -- anorexic. 4. Personality -- a) says hello in order to be obnoxious; denies fault when accused; Claim to be impurturbed by others, but beg to be given reasons as to why they are disliked by outsiders; can't understand why people dislike them; doesn't like the friends they are 'closest' to; backstabbing backtalk; make up stupid monosyllabic sounds similar to that of a caveman see, nuh b) supress any latent intelligence; may have once been normal; think that they are royalty; treat outsiders like dirt; perpetually lies c) participates in school functions such as blue and gold night, sportsnite, and all-girls sports teams
5. MYSPACE STALKERS a) Visit, through friends of friends, other people's myspaces, even when blocked, in order to have something to start drama
Those laguna beach bitches think they are so great, but they are just irritating.