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I'll be ready in 5 minutes 

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.
An individual with large sums of money. Extensive cash flow coming from a persons pocket
"Damn that is one bready fella!"
Bready by lilbsmum December 11, 2012
Brew-ready. When you are ready to drink some brews.
Angie: Hey bro, you ready to get some brews?!

Chris: Yeah, Im bready!!
Bready by Angiesunshinee June 25, 2017
Getting ready to eat food that is heavy in carbohydrates.
Friend 1: Hey, meet you at the pizza place down the street later? GETTING BREADY!

Friend 2: BREADY ALWAYS!
Bready by saw2015 December 9, 2016
Dat boi is so BREADY
BREADY by Potatoinator November 28, 2016
Combine "ready + Bread = Bready". Comes from the saying: Are you ready? Lets get this bread. Or I want this bread. Referring to Money and working hard. Now you can say . Im "bready". Implying your ready to get that bread.
Hey Lilit, lets get that bread. Im Bready!
Bready by staybready007 July 11, 2021
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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