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Same as "Jesus", 'cept ghetto. The lips don't flap round
those consonants sometimes like they do fo' white fo'ks.

SssSs
"Help me, BeJebus!"
BeJebus by UCSteve July 17, 2009
Words you can keep
A muse/radiohead esque band who sent me a free e.p. in the post.
I'm going to listen to some Bejebus.
Bejebus by Jimboblious December 15, 2008
synonym for the original term baracas which literally means "to fuck ones own mother and shit on her chest"
you mean to say youve never tried a baracas before? david loves it.
bejebus by Anonymous January 15, 2003
the above character was incorrect, it is actually an antonym for baracas.
you dont fuck your mom and shit on her chest, your a bejebus (rather than a baracas)
bejebus by Anonymous January 15, 2003
bejebus ramsacks his mam.. eats her shit and drinks her piss day and night and he enjoys it..
give me a bejebus nick
bejebus by Fort Mac January 15, 2003

Oh Bejebus 

An exclamation of shock or surprise. Used for people who are too cool to use Oh My God!, Oh My Gosh!, OMG!, Holy Cow!, ect.
Oh Bejebus! I can't believe she just jumped off that bridge!
Oh Bejebus by ClimberChick July 20, 2010
A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.
You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!
Bejesus by Dan May 6, 2004
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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