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Bazzer is a name from some one with the name barry
Oh shit look it’s bazzer the sick cunt
Bazzer by Loxinator November 25, 2018
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A middle aged follickly challenged man that often wears a dated wig to hide his shame, often attributed to Gary Glitter.
" look at the head on that oddball in the play area, what a Bazzer!"
Bazzer by Ackyboy February 24, 2017
a FAT spliff with over a gram of weed in it ...
Are you gonna roll a proper bazzer bro
Bazzer by Lost_soul-420 April 21, 2021

bazzeled 

When Mr. Bazzel from Mowat Middle School takes you out of your class to do math.
“Today, I got bazzeled in gym. It was the worst!”
bazzeled by Jhors1001 September 24, 2019
The cutest, most adorable cat to ever walk planet earth!
Bazer keeps hitting me in the face, but it's ok because she is so cute!
bazer by #freebazer October 2, 2023

Snizz Bizzer 

Another slang for a female vibrator. It is inserted into a woman's snizz, or vagina, then turned on to vibrate, or bizz, inside of her.
Before a hefty night of scissoring, Jenna and Teresa decided to warm each other up with some hot snizz bizzer action.
Snizz Bizzer by Chase Steenburg December 21, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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