A
male drinking partner who, while utterly slaughtered, one can get very close to, but not actually stimulate sexual acts with; A form of male bonding. This can also dissolve into
violence rather easily.
Drunken drawl: "Mate, you're my bezzer you are, I f*cking love you, I'd
die for you, but if you look at my
girl one more
time I'll F8cking punch your lights out."