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Battyshek 

An ugly man, who enjoys having a big black cock plunged deep inside his batty.
"I can believe that kid is gay... I've even heard that he is a battyshek. "
Battyshek by winker6068 January 6, 2009
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battysea 

The place in London where all the fruity dons live aka battersea.
Ayo nutz battersea is kinda peng uno, man was there yesterday still”
Nutz: “Ahahah u fruity don, battysea is only for certi benders still.”
battysea by Nicenumbersonly October 18, 2019

Battyshanked 

The act of being stabbed most violently and humiliatingly in the rectal area.

Losing terribly at something but most commonly associated with hopeless computer game skills.
'As if Pedro is talking that shit, I'm gonna battyshank that bitch'

'Jesus christ your a fucking noob, 1 kill to 15 deaths your a feed train, you got battyshanked'

'You got your pants pulled down there mate' 'Yeah I know I got battyshanked'
Battyshanked by General Degenerate August 23, 2011

battyneko 

A looney catgirl cosplayer that has a lot of $ons
Did you see how many $ons are following her around the con. She's such a battyneko.
battyneko by Abloodyamerican August 28, 2022
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