battysea

The place in London where all the fruity dons live aka battersea.

“Ayo nutz battersea is kinda peng uno, man was there yesterday still”
Nutz: “Ahahah u fruity don, battysea is only for certi benders still.”

by Nicenumbersonly October 18, 2019

battyslag

Someone that is both a batty and a slag, derives from the two words gay and whore. Often Battyslag's are found annoying people that are having a good day, questioing their career choices and generally being a pain in the arse. To get rid of a battyslag, simply give them a slap as they are extremely sensitive to being touched.

"Do you know this boy called Liam Connelly??" , "Yes I know him, he is a battyslag"

by Liam Connelly June 10, 2009

Battysmasher

One who fervently pounds at your back door.

Man who enjoys bum fun.
Term used to describe men who do other men up the gary glitter.
A Chelsea fan.

james " that bloke ova there just invited me to a gay bar, wot a nobed, i aint no battysmasher"
chelsea fan "i'll go"

by daddyhotrocks January 18, 2011

Battyshanked

The act of being stabbed most violently and humiliatingly in the rectal area.

Losing terribly at something but most commonly associated with hopeless computer game skills.

'As if Pedro is talking that shit, I'm gonna battyshank that bitch'

'Jesus christ your a fucking noob, 1 kill to 15 deaths your a feed train, you got battyshanked'

'You got your pants pulled down there mate' 'Yeah I know I got battyshanked'

by General Degenerate August 23, 2011

Battysag

The sag of ones ass cheek

“Oh looks at that arse” exclaimed John

“Nah bro she’s got bare battysag” said piers in disgust

by Hdisns September 7, 2020