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A batoose is a gaylord or a poop pipe pumper or a fudge nudger. A batoose can normally be found hanging around male public toilets looking for other cottagers. Also batooses can be found in a abundance in oceana bristol. Wall to wall sausage fests are there favorite hangouts you can usually spot a batoose because they wear flip flops up the pub this is seen as a secret sign to other batooses.
The classic vehicle driven by a batoose is a shitreon saxo of the vtr type often driven to exclusive men only clubs and events where they can share tips on anal ravashing.
that paul is a right batoose
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Batoosee 

The dance Batman performs in the orginal 1966 Batman movie.
"And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batoosee?"
- Adam West, The Simpsons
Batoosee by Rankojin February 13, 2005
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
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