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A Bateha is Someone that Can't think of a Basic Word Or Thing When They're in a Conversation
Guy 1: Yo dude I Can't Remember Where I UH uh uh
Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: I Can't remember it but its a Basic Word
Guy 2: man You're a Bateha
Guy 1: THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
Bateha by TheLuckyScammer January 8, 2026
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Patrick Bateman 

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it
Patrick Bateman by I_onehit October 4, 2022
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A formal challenge to battle. The attacker sends a batchall to the defender, who tells the attacker what forces he/she is going to defend with. The attacker then tells the defender what forces he/she will use, normally less to acheive the greatest possible honor.
Clan Wolf sent a batchall to the garrison commander on Mallory's World during their Trial of Possesion.
Batchall by Stephen Olsen February 19, 2006

bateater 

a hybrid between a burmese python and a reticulated python. Typicly called Boreno Bateaters. Bateaters generally all have highly varyable patterns, making each snake unique.

You can also breed Bateaters back to a Reticulated Python and get Jungle Retics, same with the Burmese, and get Jungle Burms
I bred my retic to my burm and got bateaters, then i bred them back to my Retic and got Jungle Retics
bateater by Style23 December 22, 2007

Patrick Bateman 

A sigma male that hates Paul Allen
Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity
Batuhan is the smartest and sexiest person in the world. Her body always smells so good and her skin is beautiful. I want to spend my whole day and night with him. I'm in love with Batuhan Nas. He is the most beautiful living creature. I hope my mortal body kisses him as much as ıt can. I hope he achieves everything he wants to do (I'm sure he will) and always be happy. I love him.
Wow! Look at Batuhan, he gathered all my love on him.
Batuhan by gak02 April 30, 2021
An absolute lad. Will always smile at you and give you a small wave. Smart. Funny. Good listener, very reasonable. A great person who's hardworking attitude leads them to be suuuuuper successful. Likes paper boats and coloured pens. He's often the only turkish boy in the room. Is edgy because he never wears his helmet. Only eats fruit and sandwiches.
IB student 1: Yo did you hear about that guy that got 45 points?

IB student 2: Yo that must've been Batuhan.
Batuhan by Yellowcasiowatch December 5, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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