Batched 

To mess things up or ruin a situation

Well done you've totally batched it, Fuck sake Batch, were royally batched here

Batched by Blaggerz August 16, 2018

batched 

verb: vomited

After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched!

batched by Jangaard May 6, 2010

Batched  

Verb: To be batched
Where one receives a right royal thwacking for the purposes of an arguement, usually the person being "batched" will perceive the batching as a form of recognition and oppurtunity to gain coolness. However when a "batching" occurs it will cause much distress and bullying to the "batchee"

OMG I got batched today by my bestest buds

Batched by mini man sicki Sam March 27, 2009

Batched out 

Someone who is permanently fried, burnt out from excessive methamphetamine use.

She's so batched out she can't even walk.

Batched out by Perma- failed October 16, 2021

Chad Batched 

Play every battle in a game the same way (win or lose) regardless of the opponent.

I just watched Chaz, Chad Batched Rom's GAC match

Chad Batched by Kenzo_Representative February 6, 2022

bathed in legitimacy

something immensely opulent and amazing.

yo, how was the solid gold hot tub at Raf's mcmansion last night?
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.

bathed in legitimacy by superking2 December 15, 2016

Botched

The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J

Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name

Botched by URBANTROOOPER January 31, 2022