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bitch-scripted 

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When a man listens to all the "blah blah blah" bitch drama his current girlfriend has, and then calls or speaks to his ex-wife or baby's momma like he's forgotten who he's talking to, repeating phrases he has picked up from his whiny insecure bitch girlfriend.
Woman: Girl, my ex called me yesterday sounding all bitch-scripted, talking about I'm trying to keep the kids away from him to hurt him!

Woman's friend: What? Where's that coming from? You never even asked him to pay child support!

Woman: I know! He's forgotten who he's talking to, since his whiny ass girlfriend has all that drama with her baby daddy.

scripted bitch

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The scripted bitch never takes responsibility and always puts the blame on somebody else, usually someone who told them what to do or somebody who makes a great scapegoat. This is an accomplishment when one sets out to be as innocent as possible and succeeds in convincing themselves they are innocent when they are in fact NOT innocent and others are fully aware this is true. Without any recourse, however, these people are left with the option of talking behind this persons back, perhaps calling them names. But this is risky, because the scripted bitch is somehow able pull miraculous wool over the eyes of authority and peacekeepers. The scripted bitch is a center of controversy in social circles, offices, and churches- anywhere because people are this way sometimes.
I can't trust that guy. I don't know what he's thinking and people like him, even though he stabs everyone in da back, yo. He's a scripted bitch cuz he keeps gettin away with it. Sumppn's up.
scripted bitch by Bad Pit October 13, 2015

BitchScript 

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Handwriting that is too fancy, too neat, or too pretty to be from the person who wrote it; Feminine like handwriting; A male that has feminie like handwriting.

A female from the urban subculture that creates an elaborate false testimony, in order to save themselves from accusation and/or to accuse or condemn other parties.
Hey man your writing is either BitchScript or I need to meet the lady that wrote this, because she has gotta be a hottie...

Deborah was giving the police the BitchScript like she did not do anything wrong...
BitchScript by Pointcrossed November 19, 2005

Bitchscript 

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(n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.
I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.

Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!
Bitchscript by JediAndi December 2, 2005

bitchscription 

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When you give a detailed, bitchy description of something.
Emily: I just saw the saddest man. Bald and short like George Costanza; he was less fat, but not thin. Wearing a hoodie and black running shoes with white socks. BUT the best part about his attire was his pants. Golden khaki in color, but in a softer fabric almost like flannel pajamas. ...and they were 2 inches too short. Hope my bitchscription of him cheers you up!
bitchscription by LizzieDoob521 February 14, 2012
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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