Definitions by Yoshi128k

Goo Gone 

A product that actually EXISTS. Not just for removing semen from keyboards as LHSraiders mentioned back in 2010.

I accidentally spilled a puddle of candle wax all over my desk, so I sprayed some Goo Gone on it, and it came off easily.

Goo Gone by Yoshi128k July 27, 2021

cronic 

cronic (adjective)

When a crontab is in a state of disarray.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! My cronjobs are SUCH a mess, they've become cronic!

cronic by Yoshi128k May 27, 2021

DECtalk 

A text-to-speech engine and speech synthesizer developed in 1984 by Digital Equipment Corporation. The first unit to use DECtalk technology was the DTC-01, which had both a serial port, and phone jacks, allowing for telephony capabilities. In the final days of DEC, the DECtalk IP was sold to Force Computers, Inc. in 2000, and then sold to Fonix Corporation (now SpeechFX, Inc.) in late 2001. DECtalk was made famous by its inclusion in the 2010 space simulation game, Moonbase Alpha

I use DECtalk in comedic productions.

DECtalk by Yoshi128k April 12, 2021

Mario Paint

A paint program/animation tool/music creation tool made by Nintendo for the Super NES in 1992. The game made use of the Super NES Mouse, which was bundled alongside the game.

I made a beautiful drawing in Mario Paint.

Mario Paint by Yoshi128k February 18, 2021

Batch script 

A container for commands to be run in the Command Prompt. Commonly used by script kiddies make them think they are 1337 h@x0rz.

12-year-old boy on youtube, back in 2011: i just made a 1337 batch script in cmd that destroys your victims pc ;)

Batch script by Yoshi128k April 19, 2020

Kaboom 

A cleaning product that was once pitched by Billy Mays.

"Hi, Billy Mays here! If you are havin' problems with hard water build up, soap scum, ring around the toilet, calcium, lime , and rust stains, then you need Kaboom!"

Kaboom by Yoshi128k April 11, 2020