Mariana Baquero is such a beauty and everyone wants to fuck. She’s the hottest girl in the universe. Everyone wants to stick their dick right up in her ass so far it tickles her insides. And her moaning sounds like the church choir from my school.
“oh my god Mariana Baquero wants to fuck me!”
“You lucky queer”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"