Bastino

Pussy that skips a half day to get his jimmy wacked.

What you mean that Basta skiped school just to get his jimmy wacked, he is such a bastino....damn...

by Koolaidguy April 1, 2003

Bastion

A hero in overwatch that requires zero skill and is able to get an insane amount of kills. Often called the "point and click adventure" because his sentry form only requires you to point and click.

"I'm going Bastion guys."
"the point and click adventure begins."

by Basolatite July 1, 2016

Bastion

Play of the game.

Bastions United Conference : We are play of the game.

by foxdimi88 July 5, 2016

Josh Bastin

Mainly known as @handsomesouthernboy on tiktok. One of the most intelligent and hot white boys on tiktok with a decent following. Will always be a king and white boy of the month all of the time!!!!! Every girl and guy swoons and moans over him!!

Person 1: Who's Josh Bastin? He's on tiktok, is hot, and knows his Megan.

Person 2: OK weirdo.

by babyoilforyourknees September 10, 2020

Bastio

The word for a certain type of bullet, usually given to someone as it is a main dish in many Italian dishes. Usually used in a form of criticizing someone about their cooking.

"I wouldn't strain the pasta, that would remove some of the bastio in the process that we need for later which gives a nice aftertaste to the pasta. I've got a bastio for you."

by warioisthebest November 6, 2022

Bastion Main

A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.

A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.

Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.

Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*

Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *

Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*

by Dr.BastionMain April 18, 2018

Gobble Basting

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.

Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"

by 46GST March 5, 2010