Bastano 

Skips half days to get his jimmy whacked by his mom.
see wordRobish/word

Rob, that robish whore is a bastano

Bastano by Rob Lowe April 7, 2003

Bastand 

A more offensive way to say "bastard" "bastand" has a horrible tone to it, bastard sounds like you're playing. Bastand is the future.

"You are a fucking BASTAND"

Bastand by kayelz December 30, 2011

Bassano 

A small town right smack dab between Calgary and Medicine Hat, Alberta. You probably know it as that Esso that makes a great pit stop. Favourite pastimes include jumping off one of the bridges into the canal (make sure to avoid the gross grape things), partying at the little dam... or anywhere else that sounds fun, and walking AROUND as in the PERIMETER of the town. Dress code at school, public functions, and really anything... jeans, t-shirt, hoodie, and cap.

"Where are you from?"

"Bassano"

*thoughtful pause* "Umm....sure. So what do you do for fun?"

"Jump into a nasty canal, party, and do laps."

Bassano by Bassanovian February 3, 2010

BASTAHOLE 

A combination of the words 'BASTARD' and 'ASSHOLE'. Best used when neither the word 'BASTARD', nor the word 'ASSHOLE' will quite sum up how much someone may piss you off.

1.) What a 'BASTAHOLE'!

2.) You're a 'BASTAHOLE'!

3.) You are a complete and utter fucking 'BASTAHOLE'.

ect., ect.

BASTAHOLE by phils May 3, 2012

Bassano 

A shit-hole small town filled with underage alcoholics and smelly gouncils. Points of interest are the Little Dam which has contributed to many teenage pregnancies and burning STDs.

Tim: Where are you from?
Bob: Im from Bassano
Tim: Whats that?
Bob: Don't worry about it.....

Bassano by Aldrian B January 22, 2009

Bastantalope 

1.) Cantelope without a father.
2.) Antelope without a father

1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.

Bastantalope by scott anderson January 5, 2004

bastarodico 

An insult where you combine bastard and dick together.

"You are a damn ass bastarodico."

bastarodico by Charlie Murphy March 10, 2004