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Name used to describe someone extremely annoying but not worth wasting foul language on.
That boy is one cock-eyed bastige
Bastige by DuT July 31, 2004
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A screaming, gasoline-drenched, blood-sucking, bat-winged cabbage that screeches and swoops down out of trees at night and either,
1) Rips off your head and drains your body of all fluid via the newly created wound, or
2) Misses the intended target horribly (usually you) and plows into the ground, pops like a grape, and spews flaming ooze everywhere. Neither have very high survival ratings.
Holy shit, its a bastige, run!
Bastige by YourWorstFear March 25, 2007

beastidge 

its the newest way to call something cool instead of using old phrases like "thats ledgendary"
Amar: Yo chris i just ate a green crisp... i didnt even friggin puke!
chris: AMAR!! Thats beastidge!
Amar: beastidge (he doesnt know anyhting amar)
chris: yea beastidge i learnt it on urban dictionary its a rocking word, so start using it or i amy resort to peer pressure!
beastidge by christopher lynch September 21, 2005
Those mosquitoes were real bastadges tonight.
Bastadges by Diggum11 June 24, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026