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Bastige
A screaming, gasoline-drenched, blood-sucking, bat-winged cabbage that screeches and swoops down out of trees at night and either,
1) Rips off your head and drains your body of all fluid via the newly created wound, or
2) Misses the intended target horribly (usually you) and plows into the ground, pops like a grape, and spews flaming ooze everywhere. Neither have very high survival ratings.
1) Rips off your head and drains your body of all fluid via the newly created wound, or
2) Misses the intended target horribly (usually you) and plows into the ground, pops like a grape, and spews flaming ooze everywhere. Neither have very high survival ratings.
Bastige by YourWorstFear March 25, 2007
beastidge
Amar: Yo chris i just ate a green crisp... i didnt even friggin puke!
chris: AMAR!! Thats beastidge!
Amar: beastidge (he doesnt know anyhting amar)
chris: yea beastidge i learnt it on urban dictionary its a rocking word, so start using it or i amy resort to peer pressure!
chris: AMAR!! Thats beastidge!
Amar: beastidge (he doesnt know anyhting amar)
chris: yea beastidge i learnt it on urban dictionary its a rocking word, so start using it or i amy resort to peer pressure!
beastidge by christopher lynch September 21, 2005
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