Bastardjuice 

Any drink that is found to be unsatisfactory. Used typically in the Midlands of the United Kingdom

"This drink's awful, what the fuck is this? Bastardjuice?"

Bastardjuice by John Delonge April 25, 2006

Bastard Juice

Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.

Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.

Bastard Juice by DirtyDfromtheBAC October 5, 2015

Bastardice 

(n): The direct opposite of justice. Any situation or action indicative of the past or present actions of bastards.

Not to be confused with the adjective tense, Bastardous.

"This ipod that guy sold me doesn't even work! Pure Bastardice!"

Bastardice by DuexTres March 31, 2009