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bastard-fuck 

noun: any annoying/inconvenient/unwanted/unkind situation/person that can be considered both a right bastard and a complete fuck.
1) Max goes out at 6:30am to leave for work and discovers the front tyre on his bike is completely flat. Max looks angrily at the tyre and proclaims "oh you bastard-fuck!".

2) Miriam goes to the fridge for her half of that chocolate cake she's been looking forward to all day, only to discover that her brother Danny has eaten it. "That was for me Danny you bastard-fuck" she then wails.
bastard-fuck by SirJibby January 6, 2009

Ass Bastard Fuck 

An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger.

Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off.

Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.
ASS BASTARD FUCK!

Dude you are an ass bastard fuck.

I just wish......AHH ASS BATARD FUCK!

Bastard Been Fuck 

Being a sly, horrible, dirty cunt who nobody likes.
"That Ben guy is a Bastard Been Fuck"
Bastard Been Fuck by Benmaz1f April 23, 2017

Fuck bastard 

Fuck bastard by Anon not me3 April 24, 2022

Cum guzzling fuck stick bastard 

Someone who makes a stupid call in poker
Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard

fucking fuck motherfuck bastard

A nickname for something that causes you great physical or mental pain.
Dude! This homework is such a fucking fuck motherfuck bastard!

My wisdom tooth hurts like a fucking fuck motherfuck bastard.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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