Bassani

Weird bearded guy. Only eats Hebrew-nash or halalalal. Possesses an un-godly amount of shoes. Bad dog owner.

He doesn't play with his dog. That guy is such a Bassani.

by Wordmeister1117 May 26, 2014

Full Bassani

When a fireman turns off the lights in the bunk room, strips down to his knickers and takes a full on nap in the middle of the afternoon.

If at any point a fireman falls asleep in a recliner during the day, it’s considered a Half Bassani.

We’re out here washing the truck it the heat and Matt’s in there having himself a Full Bassani!!

by BigCatRescue July 21, 2023