Bassani
Weird bearded guy. Only eats Hebrew-nash or halalalal. Possesses an un-godly amount of shoes. Bad dog owner.
Bassani by Wordmeister1117 May 25, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Full Bassani
When a fireman turns off the lights in the bunk room, strips down to his knickers and takes a full on nap in the middle of the afternoon.
If at any point a fireman falls asleep in a recliner during the day, it’s considered a Half Bassani.
If at any point a fireman falls asleep in a recliner during the day, it’s considered a Half Bassani.
Full Bassani by BigCatRescue July 21, 2023
Related Words
Bassani • Bassanio • Full Bassani • Bassant • bassacious • Bassano • basani • Bassai dai • bassailer • bassonic
bassacious
bassacious by Mr Az June 14, 2007
Bassano
A small town right smack dab between Calgary and Medicine Hat, Alberta. You probably know it as that Esso that makes a great pit stop. Favourite pastimes include jumping off one of the bridges into the canal (make sure to avoid the gross grape things), partying at the little dam... or anywhere else that sounds fun, and walking AROUND as in the PERIMETER of the town. Dress code at school, public functions, and really anything... jeans, t-shirt, hoodie, and cap.
"Where are you from?"
"Bassano"
*thoughtful pause* "Umm....sure. So what do you do for fun?"
"Jump into a nasty canal, party, and do laps."
"Bassano"
*thoughtful pause* "Umm....sure. So what do you do for fun?"
"Jump into a nasty canal, party, and do laps."
Bassano by Bassanovian February 3, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026