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A small town right smack dab between Calgary and Medicine Hat, Alberta. You probably know it as that Esso that makes a great pit stop. Favourite pastimes include jumping off one of the bridges into the canal (make sure to avoid the gross grape things), partying at the little dam... or anywhere else that sounds fun, and walking AROUND as in the PERIMETER of the town. Dress code at school, public functions, and really anything... jeans, t-shirt, hoodie, and cap.
"Where are you from?"

"Bassano"

*thoughtful pause* "Umm....sure. So what do you do for fun?"

"Jump into a nasty canal, party, and do laps."
Bassano by Bassanovian February 3, 2010
Words you can keep
A shit-hole small town filled with underage alcoholics and smelly gouncils. Points of interest are the Little Dam which has contributed to many teenage pregnancies and burning STDs.
Tim: Where are you from?
Bob: Im from Bassano
Tim: Whats that?
Bob: Don't worry about it.....
Bassano by Aldrian B January 22, 2009
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Sophie Bassano 

She is the mum of the group. She is really fun to bully and she says kinda funny things sometimes, which Theo Bailey can say louder and make people laugh.She is a babe and hrr dad is a DILF
Sophie Bassano by Ily bby xx April 9, 2020
Dígase de un hombre entre 15 y 30 años, con tendencias de izquierda liberal y a veces marxista. Empatizan con el feminismo, los inmigrantes y son acerrimos esbirros del judío internacional.
compañere1: oye, ayer fui a la asamblea de las cabras sobre la heteronormalizacion fachopatriarcal. Estuve dos horas pidiendo perdón por ser hombre
compañere2: ah, pero que buen baisano eres
Baisano by choroydiccionarista April 18, 2019
cool and awesome person
good at sports
outgoing
Bassant by coolegyptian101 January 7, 2010

bossanova 

Not only a word used by the Pixies in the song "Hang Wire," and a title of one of their albums, it is a style of popular Brazilian music derived from the samba but with more melodic and harmonic complexity and less emphasis on percussion.
"Every morning and every day, I'll bossanova with ya!"
bossanova by MissCitricAcid September 20, 2006

Bassadors 

A Chicago Jam Band named the JamBassadors have dedicated fans who of which call themselves the name bassador, in order to resemble the strong faith and support for the band, similar to a dead head who would follow the Grateful Dead
Someone who enjoys JamBands and deep into music, someone who has heard of JamBassadors and knows what is behind the music could call themselve a bassador. Not so much as a hippy could be related to a dead head, more or less someone who is influence by music more than mind trips.
Bassadors by Master Shine January 21, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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