Bashko 

A mass shooter notorious for killing 194 children in a mere 2 hours.H̶̢̢̰̙͔̰͇̯́͒̍̚͝e ̱͕͑̓͛͋̅͛̀̓̚ ̵͙̟̬͇͇͔̖̖̗͈̟̈̈́͌͗͌͆͛̑͗̕͠i ̨̫͇͑s̴̛̙͎̱͉̦͈̰̫̳̐̉̿͐͊͒̊͌̽ ̨̨̼͇̥̪̟̰̣̺̖̎́̓͊̊̃̊̈̋̑͘s ̢̖̮̠̥̐͛͑̍̽͋͛̾̂̐̑̉ͅt ̗͉͖̋̏̾́ͅi ̧̛̗͎̗̪͉̀͒̇̄͛͊͑͘l̵͎̜͇̙͉̤̞̞͙̄͌̔̽͊̆͂l ̺̯̬̣̤͛͛̌̊͗͆̕̚͝ ̶̛͕̲̟̐̎̑̓͂̊̅͆o ͙̭̠̙͉̫̪͔̦̲̦̓͂̏͋̇ͅn ̨̭̘̗̥̞̻̘̠̆̓̑̅̍̂̀̒̍̓͑ ̶͍̝̭̃͊̏͒̐̄̄͑̀̔̏͝ͅẗ̴͕̪̪̥̲̲̫̺̈́̊͒h ̦̺̟͍̀͌̐̅̈͊̉e ̛͇͙͊̓̄͒͛͒́͌ ͚͎̗̤̦͉͖͕̤͂͛́̅̎͐͜ͅȑ̴̨͚̼͇͕͉̜̞̠̥̄̔̌̇̕u ͕̲̬̤͖̀̏͑̈́̈́͂͌͠͝͝͝n ̢̰̙̲̰̽̏̀̽͐͝ͅͅ.̴̮͑̽̇͌͆̍̉̄̈͛͐.

Bashko is in my house. O̵̟̙̭͒̐͗͐̚͜͠͝H ͔̋̔̾̍̆̄͛̚͘͠ ̪͚̱̘̇͑F ̜̩̩̂͆Ǘ̶̢̙͖͔̖́͌C̶̣̹̫͉̣͍̤̘̻̫͋́̊̔̋͒̽̒͒͝K ̨̢̤̙̠͔̫̣̝̺̲̺͌̓́̈́̓̀͒̈́̿ ̴͇̬̝͈̱̌̐͒́͆̒͌̎I̵̧̘̙̬͇̻̞͇͑͆̆̍̇̋̃͝͝ ̴̛̳̻͉̬̠͉̀̆̔̀̊͆̒͆͠͝͠H ̢̝̒̈́E ̜͇̈̔̈̍̀̓̋̓̀́̿̚A ̢̫̝̩̘̯͋̀̇͜R ͍͚̻̬̬͇̘̦͛̾̆́̽̑̄̍̓͒ ̡̬̜̮̤̯̥͈̠̼̩̮͋̿́̌̚Ḩ̶̧̲͔̭͖̖͓̲͖͈̋͒̀͌͊̈́̒͝I ͈͔͙̮̀̐̐̒̊͆̚͜͠M ͙̝͓̑̒̍̿ ̶̨̧̡̝͚̫̱͚̳̃Ę̶̡̨͖͖̟̭͇͓̤̹̞̏͌̌̈́́͘A ̟̥͋̈͋͆̓̆̂͝͝T ̤̼͓̳͇͎̩̮͙͚͈̌̈́͌͋̔̋̅̌I̵̼̠̘̥͍͊͘͘͜N ͕̣͕̟̜͌̉̀̓̒͠Ģ̶̢̧̩̠̱̘̺̫͈̞̮̽̓͗̒͂̅̇͛̉͐̚͠ ̧̢̨͈̦͔̳͔̯͇̳͎̌͌͝M̶͈͚̪̝̠̗͕̐͘Y ̛̱̼̮̪̠͎̃̈̓̎͋̍̎̃̽̽͝ ̵͖͙̻͔̟͍̐͝D̵̛̯̾̈́͌͆̉̆O ̧̡̗̗̭͉̞̪͚̱͉̓G ̨̦̘̹͕̰͉̲͙͖̏͐͌

Bashko by eNiCAMoR April 17, 2021

Bashko 

my dog is gone

Bashko :(

Bashko by eNiCAMoR December 28, 2021

Basko 

a misunderstood, a force capable of mass destruction, must be handled with care, highly intelligent and hides it well, unpredictable, do not ever assume with this personality type, sweet and loving on his terms only, never force any action because you will lose everytime, only the ONE and only the ONE can push without consequence, complacency can never be tested, loyal and will have your back to the death, will show a softer side with the right touch and respect, distracted easily by surroundings, persistent demands can be annoying, very secretive and selective to those allowed near. Absolutely loveable and adorable! Can produce a stench not of this earth, a pasty biohazard.

Basko equates to a warm, loveable, adorable, feisty, intimidating, statuette, Zeus-like presence.

Basko by next to the ONE February 6, 2010

Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).

Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.

Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010

Bashower 

A bashower is the combination of two maim words, shower and bath. To take a bashower you will start and get into a shower just like normal, but when the water comes out you sit down like you were taking a bath.

My day just isn't complete without my morning bashower.

Bashower by Dustin O February 15, 2009

bashkeshort 

the Albanian definition of wifey. Basically where the term shorty stems from

1: Ayo, I’m with my shorty right now
2: You mean your bashkeSHORT?!?

bashkeshort by princheska September 3, 2023

Bashforth 

A breed of strong Norwegian super soldiers, that date back to ancient times. It is said that Zeus had an affair with a Scandinavian princess, which started the ancestry line of these royal Norweyan Kings. The breed was so strong, Hitler himself wanted to make them his soldiers. They consist of blond hair, blue eyes, and are extremely aggressive, and non-passive. Can go from Yahtzee to Nazi instantaneously. An attack can be sensed when the words "Really! (fill in name or object) Really!?"

Jim-Dude that guy looks like a Bashforth!
Fred-Dude be careful, he looks insane.

Bashforth by Juanitopapito November 16, 2010