Barone'd 

i got no fuckin clue

i cooka da pizza barone'd

Barone'd by ceptemzorpus May 16, 2023

Baron Davis 

By far the best player in the NBA. He once said, "as long as you are respected among your peers, that's all that matters, and he has my utmost respect." He was, of course, talking about himself. Who wouldn't if they were that good? His universe-rattling dunk over AK 47 in the Western Conference Semifinals in 2007 is stuff of legend, as are his beard and streetball-beat the shit out of you fusion playing style. David Stern (NBA commissioner), commenting on the recent trade of Baron to the Cleveland Cavaliers, stated proudly, "this transaction is a million times better for the NBA than LeBitch James' 'Decision'. Baron will undoubtedly return the parity between small market and big market teams. Mark my words, Cleveland will once again be a man among boys in the NBA, just like my number one nigga boomdizzle."

Dude#1: Dude #2, who's better, Kobe Bryant or Lebron James?
Dude #2: Baron Davis for sure.

Dude #1: You're right!

Baron Davis by tmoney91 March 15, 2011

baron davis 

Great point guard now playing for the golden state warriors. Good friends with rapper the game. Has great leaping abilities, great passer and talented shooter. The best dunking point guard in the league. Sometimes refered to as bdiddy.

Did you see the dunk competion where baron davis put a headband over his eyes before the dunk.

Ya thats stupid how he put eye holes in the headband.

baron davis by mos def and talib kweli are blackstar March 11, 2005

Baron Davis 

Kickass point-guard for the New Orleans Hornets. Wears #1. Hails from Los Angeles and went to UCLA.

Baron Davis has dunked on Kevin Garnett and Jermaine O'neal. Who's next?

Baron Davis by d-Mack April 30, 2004

Baroned 

Losing a race at the very end after being so far ahead.

The hare got Baroned by the tortoise.

My Aces just got Baroned by 10s.

Baroned by e72 September 28, 2012

Baroned 

The act of loosing one's dignity during a drunken night of being creeped on ultimately hooking up with that creep. And being shamed in the morning.

Girl -Oh man guys I got Baroned.
Friends- OHHH NOOOOO!

Girl - guys look whose in my bed!
Friends- YOU GOT BARONED!!!!!
Girl - damnit, not again.

Baroned by Girls who've been Baroned March 9, 2009

Baroned 

When everything possible goes wrong. Nothing goes your way. Your perfect plan was ruined.

I had a flight to get home at a decent time. The town flooded and my flight got delayed. All my plans were ruined. I got Baroned.

Baroned by Hunterman September 20, 2019