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The act of being paranoid while on Bars(xanex). Thinking everyone has stolen your stash including close friends, when you have hid your stash and don't remember where it is.
My friend is soo barnoid and is interrogating me on where his missing stash went but forgot where he has put it. The stash has been in his pocket the whole time!
Barnoid by tloc22 November 7, 2011
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barnoldswick 

Rock 'n' Roll town in Lancs. Ccontains such legends as Tony "Tucker" Pollit, Brett "the hitman" Hartley, Matt Heald and Adam "the hooker" Wheeler.
I saw Tony "Tucker" in barnolsweek what a legend.Barnoldswick is way more hanging than scum bucket earby.
barnoldswick by matty hasan May 15, 2007

barroids 

The name that many people use to refer to Barry Bonds. This name is used because many people think he is a cheater by using steroids, hence the roids in the name.
Jim: I hate Barroids.

Henry: Who's Barroids?

Jim: Barry Bonds, the biggest cheater in baseball by using steroids.
barroids by niftymatt July 7, 2006

The Barnold Effect 

Once a particular a member of an online chat, Skype call, etc. begins acting derpy, the likeliness that the conversation will become more derpy and off topic increases.
"Man I just got out of a really long Skype call."

"Really? What was it about?"

"Well it started off being really philosophical, but then it ended up being about Batman."

"Yeah, that would be the Barnold effect."
The Barnold Effect by Sprite1701 February 22, 2014
Barnold, a term used to refer to a specific teacher. Barnold is sometimes laid back and usually out of touch. On occasion she chooses to ignore things she doesn't like.
I had Barnold last period. It was so chill. We messed with her the whole time.
Barnold by Bill the science kid October 26, 2017
one of the greatest men of all time, known for his greatness at video games especially Madden 2005.
"Dude, you just got whooped up by Barnold!"
barnold by Steve March 16, 2005
a rather dark individual that has a very strong resemblance to antonio brown
OI YUR MUMS FAT

-____- LAH IT UR MUMS A BARFOID
Barfoid by mr harvey November 14, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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