Barn/Barned/Barning
Trade jargon; noun (present tense); noun(past tense); verb(active);
The presence of damage, or the act of damaging the working edge of a tool, leaving a gap.
i.e. using a knife to cut through a soft material embedded with a harder material (cardboard with staples, drywall with screws) might barn your blade.
"Stupid green horn barned my snips. Can't cut for shit anymore."
"Damnit, there's a huge barn in my blade now."
"This board is all barned out on the factory edge, let's use it for strips."
"The apprentice is over there barning out your snips on some hanger wire."
The expressions one uses to express their obsession with actor Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian, Dorian Gray). Mostly used by every normal girl on the planet and guys who really need to get a life. A take on "I'll be darned!"
"I'll be darned! Prince Caspian was a great movie. Ben Barnes was hot!"
"Then you mean to say, 'I'll be Barned.'"
The brainwashed soldier in Captain America: The Winter Soldier who causes millions of fangirls to cry at the mere mention of his name. He was not intended to gain this many people emotionally attached to him. He was and is Captain America's right-hand man. He is commonly known as 'Bucky "Your plan is stupid. I'm coming with you." Barnes'.
The best fucking Marvel character in existence and god damn you wish he was real. He would be a great friend and an even better boyfriend. Gentle and caring, afraid of harming you. Still living in the 90s and hating on technology, you would have to help him use anything that lit up. Somewhere around 90 years old, but who gives a shit. He's hot.
Holy fucking hell I wishBucky Barnes was real, and not just in my dreams.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.