Bargadon 

Also known as “Dandelions”.

Something that only very strange two-year olds are afraid of.

The only way to help somebody who is afraid of bargadons is to put a towel over their head and drag them elsewhere.

Showcased in Allie Brosh’s “Solutions and Other Problems”

Person 1: “WHAT IS WRONG”
Person 2: “BARGADONS”

Bargadon by Baby who’s scared of bargadons November 25, 2021

Joey Bagadonuts 

Used in place of "John Doe" or in reference to no-one in particular.

"Hey, you can go ask any Joey Bagadonuts on the street and they'll tell you the same thing!"

Joey Bagadonuts by JerseyKate March 29, 2005

Bagadonuts 

When a catch phrase or word is funnier than the story about said phrase or saying.

I would tell you the whole story, but i swear...its a total bagadonuts

Bagadonuts by stepthreeprofit September 6, 2010

Barladon 

A noble Asshole

You are a barladon

Barladon by O0KiN0O December 3, 2017