Definitions by JerseyKate

Bathtub Mary 

A clawfoot bathtub painted skyblue inside and planted half-way down in the yard of low-life Catholics who place a Mary statue inside. Faded plastic flowers usually adorn the bare dirt at the base of Mary's feet. More than likely what would be the bottom of the tub hasn't been painted and is either rusty or whatever paint that was on it is peeling off.

Joey Gambrone's mother has a Bathtub Mary in the front yard of their duplex as to let everyone know that they are good Catholics.

Bathtub Mary by JerseyKate March 29, 2005

Joey Bagadonuts 

Used in place of "John Doe" or in reference to no-one in particular.

"Hey, you can go ask any Joey Bagadonuts on the street and they'll tell you the same thing!"

Joey Bagadonuts by JerseyKate March 29, 2005

jersey crawl 

Not stopping at a stop sign completely.

Jimmy did the Jersey crawl around the corner and the cops gave him a ticket for running a stop sign.

jersey crawl by JerseyKate March 29, 2005

disco rice 

Maggots. Icky squirmy maggots.

"Gross!! That garbage can is full of disco rice!"

disco rice by JerseyKate March 29, 2005