Bareballs

The action of not wearing underwear if they are not available or other reasons.

Guy 1: Whoops I dropped my keys. *Bends over*
Guy 2: Whoa! Your not wearing any underwear bro...
Guy 1: Yea I know, I'm going bareballs.
Guy 2: Eww...

by donutluvermutherfucker February 1, 2013

baseball cards

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

Play Baseball

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.

Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)

by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014

C team baseball

When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.

did u hear about C team baseball?

by Fort Collins HS January 24, 2020

Jap Baseball

A game founded by Prescott Rothchild Wunchler on his adventures to Asia which is known in present day as kickball.

Guy: Lets play some Jap Baseball at recess today

Dude: You mean kickball? Ok.

by TCHump May 17, 2010

baeball

A sport played by hot males with cakey donks.

Person 1: What sport do you play??
Person 2: Baeball of course
Person 3: Damn, you must have a cakey donk!!

by cbecibeibcebciewc June 4, 2016

Baseball dad

A baseball dad is a middle-classed man who spends his time at the bars and taking the kids to sporting events in his new pick-up truck. He never lets his kids watch TV shows or movies that are PG-13 or contain "foul language", and spends a lot of time are beer pong parties, and smashing copies of GTA.

Baseball dads, soccer moms, beware of them.

by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021