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Aurora Borealis 

Something that is localized entirely within your kitchen.
Person A: God lord! what is happening in there!?
Person B: Aurora borealis.
Person A: Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Person B: Yes!

intellectual blueballs 

A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.
I was left with intellectual blueballs as a result of his nebulous rant on verbal fractals.

intellectual blueballs by MarkPG October 9, 2006

Aurora Borealis 

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Aurora Borealis... at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen.
Aurora Borealis by ave_scientia March 20, 2020

emotional blueballs 

When you are sad and hold back tears and give yourself a headache...
Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.
emotional blueballs by @KO June 25, 2016

dubstep blueballs 

In a song (genre dubstep) there is no drop and there for you anticipate a drop yet none will come
Dude that song gave me dubstep blueballs

Aurora Borealis 

Also known as northern lights.

1) In scientific terms, it is cause by ions within the atmosphere getting excited from the energy released by the sun. During the state of excitement, the ions release those energy in order to stabilize themselves. Those energy bear different colors, which depends on the composition of the ions. (i.e. oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, etc.)

2) In common terms, pretty lights in the sky that can only be seen at the northern regions of the globe.
Person A: Hey! Did you see the Aurora Borealis in the sky last night?
Person B: The wuh?
Person A: Northern lights...
Person B: Oh! You mean that was northern lights? I thought I was high.
Aurora Borealis by smart_guy November 2, 2007