1. Holding tight and not letting go, even if attempts are made to dislodge. An excessively clingy person with irritating tendencies who latches on to people (that usually are unwanting of the attention) is said to barnacalize people.
2. A very tight hug, moreso than a glomp and always an unwanted thing. Can be used more generally as a derogatory way to say hug.
Source: "...he'd never been hugged by anyone before. Sure, he'd been barnacalized by Relena (a mighty disturbing experience), but a real hug was different."
v. When an individual makes more work for the rest of the group by creating a problem but never providing a solution.
Since they're gonna fire me I'm gonna bacatize them
I spent 3 hours redoing the project work because that douche bacatized us.
I'm kaesing this place and bacatizing all their gear.
Guy 1: I'm fucking over all this broken shit!
Guy 2: That sore feeling in your ass hole means you've been Bacatized.
Guy1:I thought I needed to see a doctor because that symptom has been persisting for 5 weeks now"
The act of turning any conversation, no matter how innocent, into something vulgar and sexual.
Turoc: Do you know where that pen cap is?
Barga: What about your penis cap?
Turoc: No, my pen cap!
Barga: I don't know where your little finger cot sized condoms are.
Turoc: Why do you always have to Barganize everything?