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Fake celeberity radio host clout chaser who use men for money and never make a real connection. Can't have a difference in opinion or disagreement otherwise considered disrespectful. Never seen natural always wearing makeup and wigs. Most likely will never marry or have kids. Way too many demands and being nothing to the table. Men beware will catfish you and waste your time.
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barbie-the-Barbie 

1. In noun form, this word refers to a "roast" or putting-down of an abnormally attractive and cheery person by and for the entertainment of others.

2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.
1. You're saying that my hair is blindingly blond, she's saying that I'm so happy it's depressing...what is this, a barbie-the-Barbie?!?

2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.
barbie-the-Barbie by Astrapto September 10, 2011

Barbie Tits 

Tits that are big but they show no sign of a cleavage and they're shiny.
Friend: You have barbie tits today.
Me: Well, what do you know, I do! They're practically glowing!
Barbie Tits by Bam Bam the Lackey January 31, 2010

Barbie tampons 

Barbie tampons by Step lupid March 26, 2021

Barbie Top 

A flamboyant gay man, typically one that enjoys makeup, cross dressing, drag queens, beauty pageants type of gay man. But, is the dominant role in the bedroom. They like to top masculine bottoms during sex.
I had sex with a Barbie Top

barbie talk 

We a conversation that should be more complex is made simple, as if it was said like kids playing barbies.
"Can I get a job here?"
"Okay, you're hired."
"Dude, that was total barbie talk."
barbie talk by ajhdhvbads October 9, 2008

barbie turtleneck 

when you shove a barbie doll so far up your ass only the head sticks out
I lost my dildo so I gave myself a barbie turtleneck