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Barber Pole 

When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.
Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.
Barber Pole by Harry Paratesties September 20, 2006

Barber Pole 

Wrap a Twizzler around your dick. Make your ugly girlfriend blow you while you shave her head. Pull out and cum on her face. While your four closest friends sing a capella, shave her moustache.
I picked up a pack of Twizzlers and called Fred, David, John and Santiago over to my place Friday night because I knew I was going to give Sally a barber pole.
Barber Pole by 4Tay January 30, 2009

barber pole 

barber pole (emoticon) is the new code word for party n play (PNP) in social media user profiles.
💈= the barber pole is the new code word for party and play on social media.
barber pole by jeepguyx February 5, 2023

barber pole shit 

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.
I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.

Tijuana Barber Pole 

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.
Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.
Tijuana Barber Pole by BrackettE November 1, 2010

Birmingham Barber Pole 

Refers to a sex act in which a woman is giving a man a blow job and he secretly pulls out an electric razor and begins to shave her head until she gets up and runs away.
My buddy bet me I couldn't pull off a Birmingham Barber Pole... Joke's on him, I got in three passes with the razor before she ran away.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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