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Barber King 

Your average run of the mill middle aged barber. Often referred to as BK for short. Usually resides in a rural area where there is in fact no kingdom for one to rule. Often has an affinity for exaggeration and poor recollection of actual events. Haircuts are subpar at best.
like the new Doo? Nod to the Barber King.
Barber King by NinaHartley March 19, 2017
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barber king 

The king of hearts, because we all know he's not stabbing himself in the head, but rather, just cutting his hair with his sword.
I would have been able to shoot the moon if I had just had the barber king in my hand.
barber king by cazort November 12, 2003

Burber King 

Burber King is a Burger King Restaurant which is located in the ‘burbs’ (please see burbs as a slang for suburbs or residential area). Rather than a restaurant.
Example 1:

Person 1: Have you seen the new Burber King open up down the road?
Person 2: Ha ha ha, yeah, it’s Burber not Burger then, right?

Example 2:

Person 1: I’m hungry, but we’re stuck in the burbs, where should we go?
Person 2: There’s a Burber King down the road, let’s go there.
Burber King by Tacchyon November 7, 2020

Burber king 

When you mess up the word burger king so bad because your “tired”
Burber king by Hsbshh November 1, 2023

burber kings 

For some reason, every latin person from the tri state calls burger king, "burber kings". Notice 2 things:

#1: the letter G is somehow misinterpreted as a B.

#2: notice that the letter S mysteriously makes its way after "king", as if there were many kings @ burber king.
Pito: How about we go to Iberia in Newark, I'm down for some paella.

Juancarlos: Na kid, I'm feenin for some burber kings; I gotsta get me some nuggets!
burber kings by Lil Triece July 3, 2008
VERB
A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.

Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."
"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."
barbering by not me, a friend October 1, 2014
Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.
He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone
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