Barbeque

Smoking marijuana with your friends; a good sesh.

"I've got some steak, lets go have a barbeque in the third floor bathroom".

by Chefboyardee January 20, 2007

Barbeque

This term was originally coined the day after the burning of Barbara Que, then thought to be a Witch, in 1700's New Jersey. Barbara had been seen counting mice one day, which is pretty weird, her trial was swift. After her burning, the local flute maker wanted to have a pig roast, and when describing the size fire he would need to cook the pig, he referenced the flame size that consumed Ms. Que. After saying her name a few times in reference to the pig roast, the words began to run together and became synonymous with grilling outdoors.

"I need a Barbara Que sized fire to roast this pig" "You need a Barbaraque sized fire?" "Ya! A Barbeque sized fire, like that mice countin witch we burned!"

by Rijiboo June 13, 2013

barbeque

The act of placing gasoline on a motor vehicle with incriminating evidence of a crime that was commited by yourself inside and lighting it on fire

Yo bitch! We gots to barbeque this ride les the po-lice be finding all of all our stash.

by Shinobo and Dark Rage May 28, 2003

Barbeque

1. When one slaps thier own meat on someones grill.Hence the name, they now become the Barbeque.

1. I asked your mom if she was going to the Barbeque and she said " what barbeque" and I said " the one where I slap my meat on your grill.

by AROND July 20, 2007

barbeque

euphemysm for cybersex, commonly used when trying to not confront the subject directly

Like, do you and Lisa still... barbeque ?

by Nickolas1999 March 1, 2007

barbeque

when after sex the body temeratures are so high that a piece of shit can bake right on the woman's chest

why go to yo parents barbeque when we be havin one right heah bizach

by The Shalom Shankster April 3, 2003

BarBeQué

The Spanish version of chopping your penis off (or pulling/yanking it off with a good set of steel pliers), grilling it, putting on some good sauce, and then eating it.

Sam: Hey Bob! Want some of my very own personal BarBeQué?
Brittany: Sure! I would love to taste it!
Sam's sister: OHHH YES Please! Make sure you seasoned it well!

...at the dinner table...

Sam's sister: OMG big brother! This tastes delicious!
Brittany: Same! Best dinner ever!

by ILoveCornAndPudding September 15, 2016