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Barbequeer 

When you light a gay person on fire, and they run around screaming in desperation and pain.
Person 1: "Dude, Jamal just lit Greg on fire because he's gay."
Person 2: "That's fucked up, let's record it."
Jamal: "Now that's what I call a barbequeer!"
Greg: "AAUGH IT BURNS, SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE!!"
Barbequeer by MyXstery January 19, 2022

Belgium Barbeque 

Gay Sex party involving Right Wing Hungarian Diplomats.

20 or more Patrons shout "diplomatic immunity" at each other when police arrive.

See : Sausage Festival.
Well looks like we have ourselves a good old fashion belgium barbeque.

Makes a mans eyes water thinking about it.
Belgium Barbeque by GordonBennett December 2, 2020

Memphis Barbeque

A hand job without the use of lubrication, also known as a "Dry Rub"
Hey, did you hear about what happened to Sean last night?" "Yeah, I heard he erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro after receiving a Memphis Barbeque!

Barbeque Holiday 

A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.
Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!

Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!

Wayne: Kill me...

Barbeque Chicken 

A basketball term coined by Shaq on Inside the NBA. To make someone "barbeque chicken" you have to dominate them in the low post.
Marc Gasol works in the post... Barbeque Chicken alert! He scores on Andrew Bogut
smokin bong after bong of dro is where it starts. Then after it starts, you will know. and you will know when it is happening after it starts. and you will take out the apostraphe b/c its too confusing with it in (it's). anyway, barbequed is a state of mind, effecting people diffrently, some people it makes them laugh, other it makes them cry, sometimes it even makes people CRAZY. barbequed is being high past the point of, lets say, "toasted", "baked", "grilled" etc. barbeque is also a great way to cook your pork. and then you will google whether they are pork ribs or beef ribs. off the topic again, barbequed happens after inhaling smoke from marijuana buds(thc!!), aka the fruit of the plant. HAVE FUN!
nick, coco, and sarah are extraordinarily "barbequed" at the moment. hehehehehehehe
barbequed by missy smelliot October 19, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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