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An individual at a bar who is drunk and acting like a fool.

Dude is way drunk & acting the fool. What a bar tard.

bar tard by themiss2001 March 13, 2011

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Bar Tard

Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.

Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.

Bar Tard by QuartzHoney March 20, 2021

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tard bar

when you get a football helmet with a bar right down the middle. that is the tard bar.

dude those stupid freshman always get the helmets with the tard bars!

tard bar by shitass10 February 9, 2009

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Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

Handi-Tard Bar by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005

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bar tarded

the act in which a human takes xanax and gets bar tarded

bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded "that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded"

bar tarded by mary janes husband May 20, 2010

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bartard

a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.

Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard

bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017

bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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