bar tard

An individual at a bar who is drunk and acting like a fool.

Dude is way drunk & acting the fool. What a bar tard.

by themiss2001 March 13, 2011

Bar Tard

Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.

Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.

by QuartzHoney March 20, 2021

tard bar

when you get a football helmet with a bar right down the middle. that is the tard bar.

dude those stupid freshman always get the helmets with the tard bars!

by shitass10 February 9, 2009

Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005

bar tarded

the act in which a human takes xanax and gets bar tarded

bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded "that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded"

by mary janes husband May 20, 2010

bartard

a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.

Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard

by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017

bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

by Phungguy June 1, 2006