bar mexico 

when you gracefully skate into the slot after dangling through all five of the other teams benders and nip the goalie while the biscuit hits the crossbar and goes down into the net and then you celly like there is no tomorrow

bro i was in the all-star shoot-out and i went bar mexico on the Jonathan Quick of the league!

bar mexico by Lamplighter66 June 23, 2016

bar mexico 

Hockey term, the same definition as bar down. When one snipes and hits the crossbar and into the net. defined as bar mexico because mexico is below the US on the map.

Yo bud, you went bar mexico on that tendy eh bud
He snipes bar mexico all day every day

bar mexico by tim_riggins32footballstud April 16, 2016

Bar Mexico 

Getting absolutely shit hammered at the local Mexican spot

Hey boys , y’all tryna go bar Mexico

Bar Mexico by Jd3456 August 19, 2022

Mexican Bar Mitzvah 

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

Mexican Bar Mitzvah by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

Mexican Bar Mitzvah 

After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis is obviously circumcised and the f*ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.

I drank so much Manischewitz after I gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night I fell down doing to electric slide.

Mexican Bar Mitzvah by KNOb23 July 13, 2009

Mexican Bar Mitzvah 

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.

Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.

Mexican Bar Mitzvah by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015

Mexican chocolate bar

The act of taking a shit and while peeing a shit comes out

I had the best Mexican chocolate bar ever

Mexican chocolate bar by jisseppe August 15, 2014