Definitions by Grinhazenbl

Mexican Bar Mitzvah 

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

Mexican Bar Mitzvah by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011