Baptor

A Baptor in Raptor Pastor clothing.

A Baptor delivering C.D.T. (Consciously directed thought) to his community Church members at large, while host-Gatored by a Nephinal 'Loosh' eating; behind the veil; old-world; dream-world; real-world parasite. Either with conscious linear time constructs operated through favorite hypnosis trigger objects like Bibles, or operated thought cut down with good old basic "just copying what The London Seminaries taught me cause my ministering and vocal expression is severely cut short due to being a denominational New World Order Sell-Out.

A Pastor bravely fights his inner Baptor against the raptors of the Matrix peacefully by saying, "Agent Smith, I now know you and your Cern Southern Antarctic ice-slices, are responsible for the really weird and strange 2019 Quantum Bible Effect, Oh break a mirror, Now Matrix is in the Bible? Police! Can we just hug and makeup? Afterall Jups was in Libra for the past year; Agent Smith haven't we learned anything about increasing truce?

Baptor ministered his Mothers-Day sermon to the bubbling community: like a hungry athletic Wolf.

by creativeflame December 30, 2018

Baptor

the awkward situation wherein you or your group of friends says goodbye to another person or group, only to realize that both people/groups are headed in the very same direction.

Me: adios man *starts walking*

Nick: yeah see ya *walks away*

Me: *looking over and seeing Nick* BAPTOR!

by sean patrick goggin December 27, 2008

Bator

A term used to describe a person, edger, gooner, solosexual...someone that gets off on pleasuring themselves through masturbation/mutual masturbation and foreplay. Not necessarily circumscribing to penetration as a means of intimacy. Can be done alone or in a group (of other bators).

Can be used to describe male or female/heterosexual and homosexual.

He's not a top, nor a bottom...hes a total 'Bator'!
Shes alone in her room tonight; shes 'Bating'....

Bate ON brothers!

by wegosolo April 26, 2010

Master Bator

A Master Bator is somebody who, because of the sheer number of times they have masturbated (choked the chicken, administered corporal punishment to a primate {spanked the monkey}, jacked off, beat off, jerked off, beat their meat, whacked off, played pocket pool, wanked off, etc.), has become an expert at it -- a true master masturbator (or Master Bator).

Works better when written or typed vs. when spoken.

Hozay hasn't gotten any tail in such a long time that he's become a true-to-life Master Bator!!!

by Telephony August 22, 2012

bamtori

adorable adorable people with a love for txt's beomgyu <3

they are so sweet and sincere but also chaotic little fucks :D

we love them tho ^^

yo did u see her insta story? she's deffo a bamtori

by ㅠㅠ… November 18, 2022

Baetoria

a girl who thinks she's mature but really she's literally a 5-year old who has a secret candy stash in her closet; a girl who whines if the slightest noise wakes her up in the morning even if it's two hours past when she should be awake; a girl who constantly messes up song lyrics, e.g. oh na na horseplay; a girl who wears her blanket around the house like a superhero cape; a girl who is either seen eating or sleeping for 86.9% of the day; a girl who got punched in the face by her snot-faced younger sister; a girl who has enough clothes to never repeat an outfit for a year; a girl who mistakenly called a pinecone a porcupine; a girl who won't stop picking at her gd scabs like fr stop; a girl who won't stop scratching her head when she's frustrated like fr stop; a girl who suffers from chronic RBF; a girl who always bothers her younger sister to play with her even though her younger sister is doing homework or studying like tyvm for that; a girl who is pettier than she looks; a girl who is kinder than she looks; a girl who dgaf about what other people think cause she is kind, she is smart, and she is important; a girl with stoner hair that she pulls off; a freakishly amazing sister who is always looking out for her dumb af younger sister with so much love and honesty even though her sister never listens; a girl who listens to every worry, rant, sobfest that her younger sister brings to her; a girl who is the the best older sister I could ever ask for ❤

Even though I can be annoying af (but so can you), and I'm sure listening to me was not easy, but, seriously, thank you for always being a sister and friend I can rely on. You've helped me make it through some of the darkest times, and I'm constantly inspired in your growing faith. I really don't know what I would've done without you these past two years. Again, sounds cliche, but it's the truth, and I can't stress it enough. Happy 20th Victoria. I love you so much, you old fart.

Thanks for being the older sister and friend you are, Baetoria.

Have a happy happy 20th birthday, you booger.

by aloeveralu08 May 2, 2017

Post-A-Bator

A self-centered person who posts non-stop on their social media in a manner which they jerk themselves by making it all about them.

Jessica is such a Post-A-Bator, she is so fascinated with her own posts its like she's jerking herself off 24/7.

by formfeeder August 30, 2015